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austin blake

oh look at kids hairline, he’s an austin Blake
by Yoboyyyyy67 December 10, 2018
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Sacred Blake

A name reserved for the most legendary of legends. The founding father of the modern religion of Blakeism. Sets school records so he can break them over and over again
Oh Sacred Blake you are such a legendary legend, oh sacred sacred Blake
by Cookiesqndcream1316 December 23, 2018
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poor banker

A hobo that asks you to "deposit" your money to his "bank" instead of you depositing your money somewhere else.
broke kid: *sees a thick pocket* Ayy lmao wanna deposit your money? 100% of your money goes to my benefit!
rich kid: No mate I'd rather go to wells fargo.
bystanders: Crikey! $That poor banker got a run for his money!
by watdafuq January 8, 2019
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Brennan Blake

Brennan Blake, he is a boy who at first you thought was annoying but somehow you’ve come to love him. Everything that once annoyed you becomes the things you find most attractive about him. Like when he makes fun of your laugh or calls you stupid. He’s a over all funny guy and deep down you know that he cares for you. Like how whenever he says something mean he always apologizes really quickly so he doesn’t hurt your feelings. Sure you might think that he’s flirting with other girls but he’s just acting cute to impress you. When Brennan likes you, you’ll have no clue if he’s just being friendly or if he actually sees you as more then a friend. Hopefully soon your nightly FaceTimes with Brennan will turn your friendship into a relationship ;)
“Dang who’s that hottie over there” a unknowing seventh grader asks

“Oh that’s Brennan Blake!” Says a young girl laughingly “I have a huge crush on that chunk of meat
by ~Davison girls June 11, 2019
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Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.
girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP
by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019
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J Blake

A weird little creature that resides in Seattle and is commonly seen using a pillow to see over the hood of his Ram
Did you see Lord of the Rings?

Yeah sure did that is when J Blake took the ring to mordor.
by jose1987 August 4, 2020
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Steve Blake

A man who leaves random reviews on Google
by Recovered November 1, 2020
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