beat your shrine while you whine

When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion

beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

Remember The Beat

Remember the time RTB lost to a yuumi?

He's such a Remember The Beat

by Potatomanguy69420 March 5, 2021

beat a child day

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.

"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"

by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022

bedtime-beats

masturbating right before you go to sleep

Man, I really need to lay off the bedtime-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

Tommy on the beat

When your name is Thomyass and you flaunt copious amounts of skill with making noise vibrations.

Yesterday, we were jamming so hard, it was like Tommy on the beat.

by ihjobbkjk January 25, 2019

Beating the dime

A prison slang for a person who jacks off looking at women.

Dude was beating the dime on her.

by Gotaday May 29, 2017

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025