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Mud Baby

I made a mud baby wif ma bitch las nite.
by D'emon November 5, 2002
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Baby Daddy

Baby Daddy

A black man, usually without a father, thus basically angry, plants his seed in any flower in bloom, not for the enjoyment of sex but as a release of anger.

Without a father, the baby daddy never hears the words, "Boy you are going to take care of that baby!" Mama can't make this happen, child support folks can't make this happen, only the father. Since the baby daddy did not have a father, he thinks it is acceptable.

Note: This condition can be reversed by a good ass beating from baby mama's, brothers, cousins, friends and anyone else you can find to hold his ass down.
Mama, I ain't giving her shit. My baby daddy did'nt do shit for me.

My boy and me went over to his house, pulled him through the screen door and kick his baby daddy ass!
by C Jerome January 4, 2009
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Baby-Tend

To take care of a baby and watch him/her.
As my mother left, I had to baby-tend my brother.
by Combo11106 April 20, 2010
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baby dialed

when a baby is playing with a cell phone and dials the number of an unsuspecting contact.
Steve: Hey, did you call me last night?
Krista: No, sorry. My baby dialed you when she got a hold of my cell phone.
Steve: OK cool, later.
by greatlakestony March 15, 2010
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Baby Jeff

A smaller variant of a Jeff but less cool and can not make a British Royal Guard laugh in 3.7 milliseconds but in 3.9 milliseconds. The only advantage a Baby Jeff has over the Jeff is the ability of P90X. Although there seems to be an inherent rivalry, the reality is there is a close fellowship none can measure, "heterosexually" of course.
Person 1: Who you goin wit? Baby Jeff?

Person 2: What?! Nah! Jeff!
by Franman September 27, 2009
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McChickie Baby

A 'chickie baby', i.e. woman, that you pick up at McDonald's. A play on 'McChicken', the dollar menu item.
Hey man, check out this pic of my new McChickie Baby.
Damn man, you really do like the BBW's, don't you?!
by BlackMAC4651 December 14, 2009
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Baby Leak

Psuedo period experienced during pregnancy due to vaginal bleeding.
Did you see "I Did Not Know I Was Pregnant?" All those bitches was baby leaking.
by VeryReliableSource December 20, 2009
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