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A smaller variant of a Jeff but less cool and can not make a British Royal Guard laugh in 3.7 milliseconds but in 3.9 milliseconds. The only advantage a Baby Jeff has over the Jeff is the ability of P90X. Although there seems to be an inherent rivalry, the reality is there is a close fellowship none can measure, "heterosexually" of course.
Person 1: Who you goin wit? Baby Jeff?

Person 2: What?! Nah! Jeff!
by Franman September 28, 2009
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The resulting comatose state induced by a sudden, intense, and in most cases involuntary bowel movement. The victim may temporarily develop a minor form of amnesia due to an unstable peak in anal pressure and release known as Anal Fragmentation. Anal Fragmentation leaves the victim with little memory of said movement prior to losing consciousness. This is informally known as the process of blowing out ones sphincter.

The aftermath of a case of "Browning Out", provided the victims anus is still within repair, often calls for the prompt administration of medical and psychological aid. If left unattended the victim will experience long-term anal leakage and probable death due to serious infection and inability to withhold from defecation. Or Simply die of embarrASSment.
I invited the new girl from work out to family dinner on Sunday. The date was going well until Susie's bowels exploded on Gram Gram. Susie and Gram Gram are still in the hospital due to the browning out incident and cannot recall anything after the appetizers. Susie had mentioned her condition in regards to ethnic foods, and to Gram Gram's demise-- I ignored it. I'm sorry Gram Gram.
by Franman November 14, 2013
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