Miss Alabama

A standard unit of measure that determines the level of attractiveness of a female. Most often used in St.Louis Missouri. Started by Alabama himself. He coined the phrase because he discovered the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was funny, sexy, tall and perfect in every way. A unicorn if you will. There's only one known in existence. She has no equal anywhere on the planet. The Kardashians would look like men if they stood next to Miss Alabama. It's often said that God took a week off after he made her because of how perfect she turned out. The legend goes on to say that God slept the entire week not stirring once it's also said that every angel in heaven is envious of her beauty and perfection. Such is the legend of Miss Alabama and the origin of the term

You see that bad bitch over there?

Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.

by Alafuckinbama September 21, 2022

National Ababa Day

21 December, the day that ababa returns 👍

Its 21 December, National Ababa Day

by MatyCox December 21, 2022

full Alabama

When you stick more than just the tip in your sister

I gave her the full Alabama after a few drinks!

by AverageJunkie February 21, 2023

freaky alabama monkey

two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g

freaky alabama monkey is a nigget

by the one and only monkey April 19, 2023

The Alabama Switcheroo

When you're doing a chick and she turns the lights off, switches places with your sister, and turns them back on.

Bro I was absolutely RAW-DOGGING this chick, right? Then she gave me the Alabama Switcheroo! Now I'm gonna be a dad and an uncle.

by Glorbicle June 22, 2023

The Alabama Jackrabbit

The sexual act of hunting rabbits, stuffing them then using them as a sex tool.

Wow Bungledash thanks for hunting that rabbit! Now we can use them for The Alabama Jackrabbit!

by DA Big curly July 20, 2024

Smoky Alabama

The sexual act in which someone inhales smoke or vapor and then exhales it directly onto their sibling's genitalia.

Kevin and Sarah are now grounded! I heard their mom caught them doing a Smoky Alabama!

Can you believe that Harvey actually Alabama Smoked his brother??

by The Rinsed Condoms August 5, 2024