Potato

A girl who no boys like

Hey that girl Caleigh is a potato

by Ckeane April 7, 2016

Potato

The device all Larry Stylinson proof was recorded on.

Person 1: Did tumour see the Wellington Larry proof?

Person 2: Yes, but it was filmed on a potato!

Person 1: I agree

by Louis&Harry282828 November 22, 2021

Cute little potato

A cute little persno ...known as austin colman

Austin is my cute little potato

by Zooppey November 6, 2017

Stinky Potato

The act of shitting into a used condom and leaving it on display in someone's home.

Remember that Tyler kid that fucked with me in middle school? He threw an open house on Saturday, so I banged his gf and left a stinky potato behind his mom's lamp.

by Brozac August 24, 2017

Potato

Usually a word for a low-end electronic device such as computers, phones, etc.

Sometimes used as an insult on individuals with a lower-level device.

That's a potato laptop.
He uses a potato computer.

by oldmodem December 10, 2018

neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.

Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.

by Dontwannasausbrjcub June 5, 2016

a potato cabbage

a potato cabbage is a person who is attracted to a panda that enjoys growing crops. if he, the potato cabbage, was to fuck the panda he would be known as a sausage hustler. people across the globe are known for feeding pandas with a potato cabbage.

"aw yeah mate, i AM a potato cabbage, but man those pandas look sexy!"

by ThePoopyNanUnderYourBikini November 5, 2017