Walk of Shame

When you walk back to work after forgetting something because you were in a rush to leave work in the first place.

Supervisor: “You’re still here!? I thought you left x minutes ago!”

Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”

Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*

by JusticeIsBlind February 13, 2020

walk you like a dog

beating someone up

she gonna walk you like a dog when she finds out you cheated on her

by dtbleah January 15, 2024

Elephant walk

often used for hazing where a group of guys form a straight line and grab the erect cock of the guy in back of them with one hand and put their thumb in the sphincter of the guy in front of them then they then walk a in a circle.

Coined by Trey Bright back in 2014

"Good god! I can never tell anyone about the date rapes in this fraternity or they will tell everyone that I participated in an elephant walk during hazing. My butt still hurts (weeping)."

by Unc 2016 June 13, 2023

Cat walk

The strange waddle your 99 year old cat does whilst salivating everywhere and walking towards a busy road, completely prepared to end their existence.
The cat will usually make a sick 'thump' noise when the car hits them.

"I just watched a cat walk"

by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021

Walk my cat

An excuse used when you don’t want to tell someone something.

Person 1: stop stalling and tell me
Person 2: Oh um, I have to go walk my cat bye

by your roblox girlfriend January 26, 2019

Welder Walk

To walk widely or bigly while being someone who welde

"That dude nearly knocked me over with how wide his welder walk was"

by Spunky The Meme May 30, 2019

Walk

A terrible thing to do. Never do.

Walk. The person died on a walk.

by Yigyibuy February 5, 2021