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Post-Upload Syndrome

when you've done absolutely everything remotely possible to further your submission into perfection; upload it, and begin feeling anxious about it somehow, whether it be by discovering an anomaly pretense or wondering if the general public will see it fit.
damn bro your new track was fire af

yeah but that one part seems kinda wack, i'm getting hella Post-Upload Syndrome
by smyleynine March 27, 2018
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post malone depression

when you hit rock bottom and now all you can do it listen to post malone.
Ya i went to see chris today he’s in post malone depression.
by savuren January 20, 2021
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get to post

To solve a problem at minimum.
"Getting (it) to post" is the earliest point you can say "it works" without adding "technically," or the first thing that you have to do before starting anything else. Often implies that hard work and/or kludges were—and will be—required.

Derived from the "POST screen" (Power On Self Test), where a computer checks if all its hardware is working after being turned on; the first milestone in building/fixing a computer is reaching this screen.
"It took like four hours to get this piece of shit to post, but it's done."
"We can't even get to post without his say-so, and yet he's always late."
"Focus on getting it to post before making it look pretty."
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
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Post-TVD Depression

the sadness or depression that comes after watching the vampire diaries
Why are you so sad?

I just finished the vampire diaries… now i have Post-TVD Depression
by Emma Carol Anne July 14, 2021
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Post Dictal

The feeling of satisfaction and subsequent swollen female genitalia that is derived from a satisfactory dicking from a sedated ect patient
Brittany sat in the staff break room enjoying her post dictal state.....
by Mr_happypants November 16, 2020
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Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.
Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)
by docjustincredible June 1, 2015
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Post Genius

You're a Post Genius when you got the answer wrong
by OCN8V September 15, 2025
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