ass doilies

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!

by Telephony July 22, 2019

can't be assed

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

by igorpleaseshutup November 8, 2020

Pompous ass

Dennis

Dennis is a pompous ass

by Bottom beach August 1, 2021

That ass bitch

What you say when your girlfriend asks what you want for dinner

I want that ass bitch

by FASHWANIUGANDI February 1, 2018

Ass Cleanser

A massive expulsion of flatulence from the ass that originates deep within the bowels. It’s loud, lasts at least 5 seconds or longer and may or may not be putrid in odor. You feel like a new person upon release.

I left the classroom to release an ass cleanser in the hall.

I thought I was going to explode in that meeting. I let loose with an ass cleanser as soon as we took a break.

Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp!!!!!! Dude WTF was that sound? Just ripped an ass cleanser braaaaaahhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

ass potato

a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.

you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!

by nobody else here October 16, 2017

Bartholomeu Ass

A fucking legend himself, best name for a clan on apex, and the members probably get laid atleast 3 times a week. Also the single greatest name to ever be invented

Bartholomeu Ass rammed us in apex legends

by CleetustheFeetus March 14, 2019