yuo is teh suck

Lame, over-used 1337 for 'You suck'. Used when someone's attempts to be inpressive fail miserably.

If you had to look this up then YUO is teh suck.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

suck puppy schlong

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

by Omni November 13, 2003

suck and blow kiss

two people press their lips together while one person blows out air and the other suck in air. It feels very weird, like sucking in helium

Hey! lets show Emily what the suck and blow kiss is!

by LacieLovesYew August 15, 2007

suck on my bentley

a rapper no name (jay-z) who has comercialised rap and is livin the rich life style but still thinks hes in the ghetto

im a bad ass rapper from da ghetto ive commercialised rap buy my clothes but suck on my bentley

by tom clayton January 18, 2008

suck it 2 me

When a male and a female smoke some zero zero 2getha and you kinda give each other a mouth 2 mouth with the smoke in your mouth

Yo darling im sory about that BUT SUCK it 2 ME!!!

by COLOGNE C:J FROM LB49 July 27, 2006

You suck my dick and I'll suck yours

When you help another person, on the condition they help you back in return. It's basically another iteration of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"

I'm going to help you on this test and you'll help me. you suck my dick and I'll suck yours.

by Manix Torres Garcia Alejandro November 15, 2020

Suck My Hump

You say it when you don't give a damn.

Sam: Dude you so gotta get a hair cut.
Gill: *angry face* Suck My Hump.

by Twilight2013 January 20, 2013