Noser

A noser is someone who somehow manages to always have crust on their glasses, while also having the largest super-sniffer known to mankind.

"Hey, did you hear about what happened to Noser's dad? He got hit by a White Jeep Cherokee 2006, but if the noser himself was there he could've stopped the car with his massive proboscis."

by poopdog.4.20.1889 December 31, 2022

Nosepon

Fabricated from the word “Tampon” with the same water based soaking brilliance as a tampon, but meant for one or both nostrils to soak up discharge which has become problematic. Such as blood, snot, or a runny nose that wont turn off due to genetic defect, injury, disease, drug addiction or use, or infection of the sinus cavity. Prolonged use is generally blamed on allergies but could be a wide variety of causes which could require reconstruction surgery of the entire sinus cavity, or a small part of the sinus cavity. An allergist is not a surgeon. Seek medical advice. Nosepons are very noticeable & restrict breathing filtered air into the lungs, but they do make a non productive person productive for a temporary fix. Prolonged use is not normal & not proof it is allergies or any other reason. Water discharge can turn to blood discharge & requires medical advice.

I could focus better on counting all that money if my nose was plugged with Nosepons or should i continue dripping blood on these 100 dollar bills?

by Seemefeelme February 15, 2023

Nosey

someone that asks have you started

nosey

by Memeled March 31, 2023

nosey

someone / something that is really interested in something about you / your life

"The nosey neighbour is looking through the window again"

by tilss April 4, 2023

noseboost

A noseboost is a term in the game of trackmania that refers to a chain of one or more nosebugs that generate speed.

You have to do a noseboost to beat this track.

by Hjompnk July 13, 2023

Noserape

Upon engaging in the act of gently placing your fingers within your own anal region and subsequently transitioning them to another individual's nasal orifice.

“She delicately introduced two digits into her posterior region before subsequently transferring them to his nasal passage vociferating the word “ Noserape” afterwards”

by RyHan19 August 7, 2023

noservi

An athlete who is able to appear effortlessly iconic with their style on and off the field, court, ring etc

No one is more Noservi than Allen Iverson in basketball

by Noservi September 17, 2023