Muffin Pans

Boobs that are smaller than a B cup.

Amanda," Have you seen that new girl Lauren?"

Amber, "The one rockin the muffin pans?"

Amanda, "Yea, I think shes the leader of the IBTC."

by Zanz Sara February 4, 2010

Queef muffin

Air pushed in to the vagina and letting your man sucking it out

Damn girl I just gave my man a queef muffin last night

by Ramionnoodle November 3, 2018

Muffin

A fat ass hoe that has a stick up her ass and lets any little dick into her vagina.

"Muffin's slut ass cant keep her fucking legs closed for her life. No wonder she always smells like tuna."

by MUFFIN.HATE.THAT.HOE. May 3, 2019

Squeecher Muffin

A very loud female kidney stone or a solid yeast infection.

The doctor frowned when my squeecher muffin fell out.

by Squeecher February 12, 2014

Muffin

Known to most as a term of endearment, but really an awesome insult actually meaning vagina or pussy. Commonly used by a woman to insult her boyfriend in public when he's being a douche.

Boyfriend: Fuck! I hate shopping with you and your friends!

Girlfriend: Aw, muffin, it'll be okay.

by annabeller August 30, 2010

Dinky muffins

A cute young white teenage boy who love romantic movies and long walks on the beach. He shaves his legs as he says it makes him run faster away from the girls. He runs away from the girls because he called their best friends a whale.

Bridgette’s favorite boys are dinky muffins.

by Ihatecraneandgates January 22, 2018

Muffin

A man who is kind hearted, generous and extremely wholesome. A man that bends down to pat dogs and helps you put up shelves. He is also so comfortable in his masculinity, that he can show a softer side and has emotion intelligent.

The term ‘muffin’ can also be used in the context of generally cute things or heart warming.

EST M COOK 2024

Omg! He is so muffin

You should totally go on a date with him, he is a muffin.

He makes me a tea in bed every morning, so muffin!

by M Cook July 19, 2024