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Frenched

A form of kissing between partners, involving the tongue exploring the other’s mouth.

The part 2 of the following example will be created soon, under the word “jendyt”
It will involve sex. Check in December 27
In the middle of the night, Tom was walking down the street, when he saw his friend Carolyn, wearing barely any clothing. She wore only a skinny bra top and jean shorts. He suddenly wanted her. Tom walked up to her, and pushed Carolyn up against a wall, and pressed his body against her. She was surprised, and started to get excited. She had been eyeing him for a while, and had wanted him so bad. He started kissing her. She kissed back. This went on for a moment until he frenched her. She moaned slightly, and closed her eyes, simultaneously leaning her head back. Then, he started to dry-hump her. She liked the feeling of his jeans rubbing against her bare skin. Then, Tom led Carolyn to his house, where his parents had just left for a weeklong vacation.
by Monosloq December 24, 2024
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French bath

Did you hear beau only takes French baths the dirty dog.
by dželat September 14, 2023
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Frenched

To absolutely ruin or soil something. Or spill French onion dip on someone’s floor.
Yeah Danny, Tad absolutely frenched you.

Or,

Damn they absolutely frenched my room.
by Grabeast69 November 15, 2023
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French Suicide

Eating a rediculous amount of pasta, then passing out within the hour
Oh Chris? He's asleep, he did a French Suicide.
by Biggymeowgoose August 15, 2018
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French victory

An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.
“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”

“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”
by Virum_Vixen July 12, 2023
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French Dogsitting

When you’re watching somebody else’s dog and you suddenly get the sexual desire to lather up your dick in peanut butter and proceed to stuff doggy biscuits in your ass in hopes of the dog giving you some free ass eatin’ that wouldent be available anywhere else.
Me and Nancy’s dogs got down and dirty with some French dogsitting since the cable was out.
by TheGayCabinet June 21, 2018
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French Press

When she sits on your face and you lick her pussy.
"The other day I gave my girl the French Press."

"What's that?"

"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."
by aWarpingTrick November 7, 2017
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