French Cannon

idiomatic noun | informal English

: An eponymic metonymy for explosive diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”

“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”

“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”

“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”

by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025

The French Mistake Is Nico Santos Being A Pick Up Artist

The French Mistake Is Nico Santos Being A Pick Up Artist

The French Mistake Is Nico Santos Being A Pick Up Artist

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

french shot dog

a shot of wine taken with a french hot dog bun

"After a long day , José took a french shot dog, and said, 'I don’t know about the French, but this wine and pan de perro are muy bueno!'"

by anonymous March 24, 2025

little French key

clitoris

He tried to get in but couldn't find the little French key.

by ivaninthesnow November 23, 2021

french miss

A phrase you use when anything french related fails (i.e. France.) A play on 'french kiss'.

French Person: *dies*
Normal Person: that's a french miss

by nicealtthereretard May 23, 2023

french-skin stare

instead of the light-skin stare, it's with French people and you have to play the stereotypical French music.

person1) Damn, look at Jasper!
person2) Yea! He's doin' the french-skin stare!

by SirBeepeth May 26, 2023

French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 26, 2023