The North Face

The other definitions for The North Face are wack... These retarded people have no idea what they are talking about. The North Face is actually an outdoor equipment and apparel company founded in 1968 in San Francisco, CA. Their products are of very high quality, and are well worth the cost. They make backpacks, jackets, shirts, sweatshirts, pants, shoes, tents, sleeping bags, luggage, etc. I guess they are famous for their jackets, which hip-hop stars in the early 90's wore frequently.

Me: "Oh you're mad because you can't afford The North Face products so you go on Urban Dictionary and talk trash about them? Wow your life must suck."

Douchebag: "I know I cry myself to sleep most of the time, damn it's cold out here and my shitty ass backpack I bought at Walmart is falling apart!"

Me: "Harsh man, I'm warm and all the stuff in my backpack is dry, maybe you should invest in some North face ish and get rid of your bootsy gear."

by nickypoo916 August 30, 2009

gay face

Research has indicated that most people can identify a gay man by looking at his face, even if only doing so quickly. Other studies suggest that most people, regardless of their sexual orientation, consider the faces of gay men to be significantly more attractive than those of straight men.

I think that this guy is gay because he has a gay face.

He's way too cute to be straight, look at that pretty gay face.

by EBS1207 September 22, 2010

cunt face

1. face that is so ugly it can described as a cunt
2. insult

1. "that guy's so ugly"

"yeh i no what, what a cunt face"

2. "i fucked your girl"

"you cunt face"

by Finnthecunt June 11, 2006

face muted

When a person inadvertently touches the mute button on an Android cell phone while talking. This causes the person who face muted the caller to wonder why the person on the other line can't hear them. This is because when you place the phone too far from your face it activates the mute button.

Dude you face muted her and she can't hear you!

by runalicerun April 20, 2010

Fucked in the face

To be on the recieving end of outrageously bad misfortune

I got fucked in the face by work when they sent me to the Siberia branch.

by Rally5 June 11, 2011

Gorrila Face

The act in which the male is about to ejaculate, while having sex or getting head, and he pulls it out, cums in the other person's face, and knocks them out.

I Gorrila Faced my girlfriend last night

by efolution May 17, 2007

crotch face

some one with a head in place of their genitals.

Kevin: hey have you seen the big bad wolf music video?

Drew: no, why?

Kevin: The people in the video all have crotch faces!

Drew: wtf is a crotch face?

Kevin: gotta watch the video bro

by greenturns2black December 5, 2011