face muted

When a person inadvertently touches the mute button on an Android cell phone while talking. This causes the person who face muted the caller to wonder why the person on the other line can't hear them. This is because when you place the phone too far from your face it activates the mute button.

Dude you face muted her and she can't hear you!

by runalicerun April 20, 2010

Fucked in the face

To be on the recieving end of outrageously bad misfortune

I got fucked in the face by work when they sent me to the Siberia branch.

by Rally5 June 11, 2011

Gorrila Face

The act in which the male is about to ejaculate, while having sex or getting head, and he pulls it out, cums in the other person's face, and knocks them out.

I Gorrila Faced my girlfriend last night

by efolution May 17, 2007

crotch face

some one with a head in place of their genitals.

Kevin: hey have you seen the big bad wolf music video?

Drew: no, why?

Kevin: The people in the video all have crotch faces!

Drew: wtf is a crotch face?

Kevin: gotta watch the video bro

by greenturns2black December 5, 2011

jammy face

The act of placing one's vagina on another's face and squirting that hot jam on his or her face

So I was eatin dat ass and she strait up jammy faced me

by Strait eight April 7, 2003

poker face

how to wake up lady gaga
it means: poke her face

me: how do you wake up lady gaga
nick: poker face

by ant-tony April 28, 2010

FUCK FACE

FUCK FACE first said by Russell Peters the face you make when you FUCK

when your having sex you will make a FUCK FACE

by halla if you got a dolla January 13, 2013