Doggo-Atheist

The atheism of the common bloke. Believes that he doesn't have to explain why he doesn't believe in God because the burden of proof is on Christians to demonstrate their God first. Doesn't believe in God, but believes "Interdimensional entities" instead. Believes that aliens "obviously exist" but God "Obviously doesn't exist". Continues to eat meat as religious people do, yet condemns the Bible for immorality. Swears every 3 seconds. Is following satanic pages on social media and thinks he is a demon but then turns around and says God and demons dont exist. Believes that calling himself an atheist actually makes him smarter than other people, even other atheists. Interjects between two christians having a normal conversation to argue about Christianity. Thinks that Sam harris is the smartest man on earth. Cannot demonstrate that God does not exist, yet claims that his atheism is a scientific fact. Thinks its evil for white people to be racist, but gets happy when white people face racism. Want's his son to be groomed into transgenderism. Gets happy when Tyrone f's his mum. Ignores the fact that Steven Hawking was at epstien Island and continues to quote him. Worships Biden as God on earth.

"Sebastian is talking about how Christianity is fake again."

"Yeah, hes a real doggo-atheist."

by jerry3242 June 24, 2024

New Atheism

Co-opted by shit-libs and charlatans. Co-opted by fat-cock dictatorship and diet fat-cock dictatorship.

Hym "Accord to TJ Kirk what happened to New Atheism is the same thing that happened to me... And Star Wars... And Marvel... And literally everything in life because you freaks are hollow fucking parasites that steal things for yourself and infest the people who popularized them."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

Joke-Athlete

Joke-Athlete

“As Carters skills dimenished the team cheered at any minor accomplishment; Carter was a joke-athlete.”

by Carmichael8287 May 25, 2025

infantile atheism

Happening regardless of the upbringing in the family where a child is raised, this phenomenon is where an infant or a young child identifies himself as an atheist until the age of 6 years, after which he / she will be old enough to start grasping the concept of religion like his / her parents and older siblings.

It's interesting to see how infantile atheism plays out; my four-year old nephew declared he didn't believe in God, even though his parents took him to church every Sunday!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

Toxic athleticism

behavior in which the motivation for sport is presented as 'just for fun,' while in reality it holds a disproportionately high importance in a person's identity and serves as a means of self-validation. It is characterized by:
- excessive involvement in sports
- a high proportion of unusual sports that are socially admirable
- covert comparison
- false modesty or inaccurate perception of social norms regarding sport
- sport is a dominant topic of conversation

He said he got up at 5:30 to go ski touring and went for a run afterwards, because the tour was 'relaxed' with 'barely' 1,300vm. I hate the toxic athleticism at this party.

by Kerub December 21, 2025

The Punishment of Athena

When a girl (or boy) gives a blowjob to a guy and after he ejaculates she keeps sucking until eventually the male cums for a 2nd time, causing extraordinary discomfort and sensitivity to the penis. If the the giver of the blowjob does this a 3rd time, the recipient can actually take them to court because doing that is illegal.

John: Why is Billy staying home today?
Roger: I heard Sarah gave him The Punishment of Athena.

John: Damn! He should give her a Mexican Avalanche if she did that to him. That's scary.
Roger: We should say a prayer for him.

by PrinceVince August 11, 2017

ja bae atheist

a special word invented for our one and only kim namjoon from BTS by rino and dino

"ja bae atheist"

by cc69aine June 30, 2019