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Asshole

Usually used as a profanity towards others the speaker does not like weather his or her behavior clothing or speech is hurtful self-centered or abrasive
When somebody calls you an asshole you probably deserved it
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 July 28, 2018
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Asshole

"hey dude, that Fred guy is such an asshole."
by su6991tit November 20, 2014
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An Asshole Doctor

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.
Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.
by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020
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Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
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Asshole

Patty is such an asshole, why is she such a dick to Brooke?
by nkcookie July 9, 2021
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Asshole

A person who thinks they are better than everyone so they come up with the most amnoying insults youve ever heard
Man 1: are you like a professional asshole

Man 2: pretty much a pro
by Pensrock October 15, 2019
mugGet the Assholemug.

licky asshole

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and distinct insensitivity.
That Licky Asshole should not be allowed near children.
by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024
mugGet the licky assholemug.

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