3 definitions by Salim Mehajer
An asshole model is an antique model 100% of the times relating to an asshole. As human assholes come, it could be in all shapes and sizes. The antique asshole model comes from the unique featueres they offer. Usually being from Greek or English backgrounds and always being able to be spread to the most extreme sizes. Asshole models are well known for the large shits that they are able to produce and the large amounts of shit that they can also speak.
Edward how dare you show us your asshole at the dinner table!!! We don't care that you model, we're not shoving the chicken leg up there!!!
Georginio, I would like to introduce you to my friend David. Don't get frisky but he is an asshole model and was hired by Calvin klien yesterday!
Georginio, I would like to introduce you to my friend David. Don't get frisky but he is an asshole model and was hired by Calvin klien yesterday!
by Salim Mehajer April 2, 2019
A mytholical creature, born in a distant universe. Creating ripples in time and space, the Boreham attaches himself to humans memories and emotions, creating an augmented reality for the human target. The Boreham is believed to have been spotted in Victoria St Paddington and Easter Island. It is believed that the Boreham has attached himself to Kim jon ung and controls North Korea.
Jordan stop bringing up your friend Boreham....he's not your friend, it's a creature that's attached himself on you!!
by Salim Mehajer February 3, 2018
The Eckering is the ruler of the Eckering clan. The Eckering is chosen at birth born for greatness 'the chosen one' is the proclaimed name of the mighty emperor. The rightful air to be Eckering will be chosen within a month after the previous Eckering has fallen to his Honorable death. The Eckering 'the chosen one' will be chosen out of all Eckering members sons born within the month....The Eckering 'the chosen one' will be chosen based purely on the length at girth of his penis.
The main features the mighty Eckering seems to always have are a one eyed, no eyed, one monobrowed, hairy monobrowed and be of Lebanese descent.
The main features the mighty Eckering seems to always have are a one eyed, no eyed, one monobrowed, hairy monobrowed and be of Lebanese descent.
My son Georginio's going to be the eckering...i can feel it. His dicks 9 inches flaccid.
You mustn't look the eckering in the eyes....it's been told he can take your soul.
The great conqueror Eckering will be invading Germany by dawn.
You mustn't look the eckering in the eyes....it's been told he can take your soul.
The great conqueror Eckering will be invading Germany by dawn.
by Salim Mehajer March 10, 2019