Simp

A man (or woman) who will neglect friends for their significant other.

Dave is such a massive simp, he never plays fifa with us anymore because of his wifey.

by 0161MOTMM May 22, 2020

Simp

Tashi

did you hear about that simp tashi?

by asdfgjhbdfkjvbk March 12, 2020

Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•Camila

Camila is a simp
That’s something a simp would say

I am not a simp(that means you are a simp)

by SimpDestroyer April 1, 2020

Simp-whore

Someone who simps for one or more people.

person one: i simp for ludwig, and sukkuno, and disguised toast
person two: don't be such a simp-whore

by Toothpiccc December 20, 2020

Simp

Norman from the promised Neverland

Norman is a such a simp, he is willing to be a tool for Emma

by I’m bored July 12, 2020

Simp

Treating women better than men in any, or all circumstances.

Men were always for a lack of a better word - simps to women, as they were treated better than a man would be treated. In 2020s simpery is more extreme than at any previous point in history.

by normalsuckedanyway June 22, 2021

Simp

A guy that chases girls all the time but rarely (if ever) succeeds. Typically stops making time for their friends in their quest for pussy. Believes in “hoes before bros”, rather than the opposite.

Guy 1: “Man, William Erwin is the biggest simp on Earth!”

Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”

by TryhardSarv March 16, 2020