The Original Turn On

It's the Act of sticking your Male Genitalia into someone's ear and twist it like a car key in it's fob hoping of turning him on either for sexual intercouse or cause he is just a dumb fucking retard

Little Johnny was acting so stupidly to where I shoved my Dick in his ear to turn on his brain so he functions normally. The original turn on.

by Kneegrowingtree334 March 4, 2025

Irish U-Turn

When you are with a group of people drinking, everyone says goodnight, you act like you are leaving the bar too but then at the last minute, without your friends knowing (well, maybe a couple friends know but never the whole group) you turn around and go back to the bar you just left or another bar…

We were leaving the bar but then a couple of us Irish U-Turned and we drank til 4 in the morning.

by The One Who Remains April 23, 2025

It's not my turn

Still waiting

Hym "I would but it's not my turn."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

Jewish U turn

When there is a long line of cars waiting to get into a parking lot, gate, etc., so you drive past the line, turn around, and join the line from the other direction where the line is shorter.

Steve: “If you haven’t left yet, I’d leave early to be on time! The line of cars is backed all the way up to the stop sign if you’re coming from the west.

Bob: “I’m not worried about it, I’ll just pull a Jewish U turn.”

by Crashlandon July 27, 2025

Surf and Turf

Simultaneously performing oral sex on both the front and rear of a girl.

I gave my girl surf and turf last night after the bar.

by Irishkill4fun August 22, 2025

Dreams don't turn to dust

A song by Owl City. If you don't know what that song is.... oh you wouldnt...!
Splashdown in the silver screen
Into a deep dramatic scene
I swim through the theater
Or maybe I'm just a dreamer
Like a kite in the bright midday
Wonder stole my breath away
Shy sonata for Mercury
The stars always sing so pretty
This picnic will soon depart
Real life, I'm sad to see you go
I'll miss you with all my heart
But I'd rather be alone
'Cause I couldn't live without
The sunsets that dazzle in the dusk
So I'll drag the anchor up
And rest assured, 'cause dreams don't turn to dust
Dreams don't turn to dust
I made for the countryside
And my eyes never grew so wide
Apple, raspberry, river blue
I don't wanna leave without you
In the sound I'll gladly drown
Into the emerald underground
I rub my eyes 'cause it's hard to see
Surrounded by all this beauty
This picnic will soon depart
Real life, I'm sad to see you go
I'll miss you with all my heart
But I'd rather be alone
'Cause I couldn't live without
The sunsets that dazzle in the dusk
So I'll drag the anchor up
And rest assured, 'cause dreams don't turn to dust
(There's more but I can't write it.. character limits :/)

Luke: Hey have you listened to Owl City?
Mike: Of course! Especially Fireflies!
Luke: how about Dreams don't turn to dust?
Mike; what song is that?
Luke: YOU CURSED BEING, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, DISGRACEFUL ILLEGAL OWL CITIZEN!

by SylveonGirl0522 September 14, 2025

Radish VS Turnip

A group of 5 men, 3 Irish, 1 Filipino and 1 Austrian who don’t know what’s funnier to say. Radish or Turnip?

“RADISH” “TURNIP” “it’s radish vs turnip”

by DMADSIJ September 16, 2025