Turd Burgalar

The act of taking someone's anal virginity

Andrew is such a turd burgalar

by Dannytanner213 March 14, 2017

biff turd

when you pull out from anal sex then she has a shit.

then stuff the turd in her biff and continue ploughing that shit.

yeah she dirty as they come.... she likes biff turds....

by AJ5900 July 9, 2017

Turd squash

The royal family of turdsquash, the high rulers of the lands of turd and squash

you're such a fucking turd squash

by Samsauce September 27, 2022

Turd Ferguson

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!

If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!

by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021

turd-socket

a woman who has poor hygiene. a lazy female. a woman who doesn't care.

Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!

by silentstormer July 11, 2016

Miracle turd

A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping

Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''

by Hola ese June 8, 2015

turd-in-the-hole

when you make toad-in-the-hole but it looks like literal shit

friend 1: what'd you make for dinner?
friend 2: i fucked up and made turd-in-the-hole

by DizzyHotSauce September 25, 2023