The Tila Tequila syndrome 

The Syndrome where the face of a female is like someone smashed it with a frying pan, while the body looks really nice.

You can also use "Reversed Tila Tequila syndrome.

I'd like to fuck her, but i don't want a relationship, because she has the Tila Tequila syndrome.

The Tila Tequila syndrome by LoliEbeneezer October 10, 2010

Wolves In The Throne Room 

A wonderful black metal band hailing from Washington,USA with no rockstar wannabe attitude like many bands today.Their music is influenced from Black Metal,Doom Metal,Hardcore Punk and Folk Metal.Their lyrics focus on themes of Apocalypse, transformation and modern society’s lost connection with the natural world.The band members-brothers Aaron and Nathan Weaver live in dilapidated farmstead called Calliope. Unlike most modern metal bands, Wolves in the Throne Room always use vintage amplifiers and recording equipment. They despise modern recording techniques such as looping and drum triggers.

Wolves In The Throne Room are altogether a treat to ears

Wolves In The Throne Room by brzmadace October 10, 2011

The Tanning Horse 

The Tanning Horse is a steamy, romantic, and often rough and dangerous act of sexual intercourse or intense dry (soon to be wet) humping, where the dude is laying down with his back facing the ground, and his elbows propping him up as if he were tanning. The lady is riding on top of him like she would if she was riding horseback, resembling a Tanning Horse. To spice things up a wee bit, the lady can sensually apply whipped cream to the dude's chest to resemble sunscreen, as she may lick it off his most-likely hairy chest. This sex position is similar to the cowgirl position.

Dude: "Ohhhh, YESSSSSS!"
Lady: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"
*15 minutes later*
Dude: "Mmmm..... oh, yeah..... oh, ho HO!!!!"
Lady: *enjoyment fades*
Dude: "What's wrong?"
Lady: "I am tired of doing doggy style; can we try The Tanning Horse?"
Dude: "Hell, yeah, baby! Let me go get the whipped cream!"

The Tanning Horse by The Tanning Horse October 25, 2010

tickle the taint 

verb - to tickle someone in the general area of the buttcrack. This action is used in many scenarios.

In order to get his cousin off of him, he had to tickle the taint.

tickle the taint by macaroninjesus July 4, 2010

The Tony Romo 

Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.

Bonus points if you complete The Tony Romo and have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.

The Tony Romo by j4s0nn January 21, 2007

caulk the tub 

To masturbate in the shower. To rub one out in the bathtub.

Those chicks at the gym were fucking HOT! I gotta go straight home and caulk the tub after that workout!

caulk the tub by Sheik Yerbuti January 31, 2007

Stick Shift the Turkey 

The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning

1. to masterbate

2. to get a handjob

3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants

Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.

Stick Shift the Turkey by ReverenMac March 2, 2011