the suck 

1)The one thing in the world that sucks the most at a given moment in time.

2)someone who sucks as bad as they possibly can.

3)the worst thing ever

1) Yeah, my car just broke down today and I couldn't get a ride to work. It was the suck.

2) My buddy, Pat, went back to jail again. Ha Ha! He is the suck!

3)This jalapeno milkshake is the suck!

the suck by sam ward June 15, 2007

I suck at life syndrome 

Generally someone who absolutely sucks at life, and likes to stay inside for they are not allowed outside because otherwise they die due to an immune system failure, which also causes a nasal like voice quality.

Only one known example of I suck at life syndrome...

I suck at life syndrome by Markey Murder April 30, 2008

the suck 

a commonly present term used among the armed forces to refer to Iraq. And is a place where you with unfavorable conditions.

After vacation, were going back to the suck.

the suck by Nik Nac 5 March 15, 2009

one suck

A man who ejaculates with only one suck of the tip

It only took one suck

one suck by nigeriancuntwaffle January 14, 2015

Daddy Suck 

When daddy gets feeling that makes him want to take a little sucky

DADDY STOP YOUR MAKING IT WET UNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Daddy suck

Daddy Suck by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

intestinal suck 

An extreme sexual fetish act consisting of anal defecation into one's mouth after a Mouth-to-ass vomiting session.

Man, i love intestinal suck with shirley. Our processed fluids have great culinary chemistry, especially when we've both been eating curry.

intestinal suck by ImmaculateCock November 13, 2007

D-Suck 

blowjob oral sex
a slang term for a blowjob ("D" standing for dick).

"Damn whens that bitch gonna get over here to give me a d-suck?!"

D-Suck by Ratt Fink September 10, 2005