sloppy jenners

A sneaky little move in which you throw up while eating a girl out

Jenners: I just dreamed about pulling a sloppy jenners on like six girls

sloppy jenners by jordanjohnson May 5, 2026

Sloppy Lagasse

Sloppy Lagasse

(noun)

When you come home from a long day of work or a reckless night at the club… then drop the sweaty one right on her forehead while yelling:

“BAMM!!” 🔥🥜

“BAMM!!” 🔥🥜

“...did you just Sloppy Lagasse me??”

“From now on, you will say, Yes CHEF!”👨 🍳

Sloppy Lagasse by Earlzz May 14, 2026

Sloppy Lars

(In relation to Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich) When a man or woman is giving 2 handjobs in a rhythmic pattern I.e; For Whom The Bell Tolls, Battery, or anything from Death Magnetic. The key is to be good at it at first and then over time it will get more sloppy, much like the drumming of Lars.

The groupie is in the back room giving the bass player and the singer a Sloppy Lars.

Sloppy Lars by TG3ThaGod June 4, 2026

Sloppy Gerkin

When a man and, or woman excretes into ones own hand and proceeds to masterbate with it.( Also known as Crud Thumper) It is also necessary to ensure any leftover fecal matter is digested or spread evenly upon any nearby surface. Afterwards tuck in, and enjoy!

My ex-girlfriend is fucking her coworker I'm leaving a sloppy gerkin in her car.

Sloppy Gerkin by Loose dtf😘 June 27, 2026

Sloppy Peach Cobbler

The action of inserting sugary sliced canned peaches into your anus, followed by an enema, which is then shat out onto an angel food cake and served hot.

"Your mom just gave me a slice of the best sloppy peach cobbler!"

"Please don't talk to me..."

Sloppy Peach Cobbler by HollowCommunion June 29, 2026

Sloppy John

When your partner takes a dump on your chest with the intent to arouse the other

Karen saved up a hefty load from her leftover hotdogs and gave me one hell of a sloppy John last night

Sloppy John by Ineta Jobby July 10, 2026

Sloppy Amelia

When you fuck someone immediately after they break up with their boyfriend or girlfriend. The kind of rebound sex someone with no self-respect offers to recently single people and often results in STDs.

"Wow did you hear about Brian he just broke up with his girlfriend and now he's getting a sloppy Amelia from the town bicycle, hopefully he wrapped it or thats gonna burn in the morning when he pees."

Sloppy Amelia by ToeMushroom July 12, 2026