Definitions by TG3ThaGod

Sloppy Lars

(In relation to Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich) When a man or woman is giving 2 handjobs in a rhythmic pattern I.e; For Whom The Bell Tolls, Battery, or anything from Death Magnetic. The key is to be good at it at first and then over time it will get more sloppy, much like the drumming of Lars.

The groupie is in the back room giving the bass player and the singer a Sloppy Lars.

Sloppy Lars by TG3ThaGod June 4, 2026