by Sexydimma March 4, 2017

by anonymous January 22, 2025

by barber of seville January 19, 2018

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.
He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.
by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

A rare person who consistently has bad shit happen to him. Even if the world looks good for the moment he knows that a big stinky shit is coming down at him...like a horse’s ass or a Mayzer
by TiberiusC October 8, 2020

by Professor Doodlewacker January 20, 2024

British people’s teeth can be compared to a horse.
by BallSacksuless DickCheeseula May 11, 2021
