Johnny mad dog

An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs

Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get

Johnny Mad dog just knocked of my missus and my dog the crazy old bloke

by Mad dog watchers November 18, 2023

Decent into madness

Near the end of sexual intercourse, grab a pull up bar and hang upside down from it, then slowly swing side to side with your arms all the way down and say “madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push” and then cumshot across the room at her

“After slapping my cooter with his massive cock, Ricky proceeded his decent into madness and hit me square in the forehead”

by Porkribs May 18, 2021

mad

in south london mad is an approprite response to almost anything, particularly if it's surprising

'you know jack got exculed for dealing'
'mad'

by swthebest November 6, 2019

Mad Lulu

This word is used to reflect something strange or weird happening somewhere or to something.

"yo Ms.Ryan was acting mad lulu today because her boyfriend broke up with on the phone"

by Wow-cool January 18, 2023

Mads

Mads is the most loving person ever, but when it is getting later in the night Mads will get fucking (rad) clapping those bootys so hard they’ll begin bleeding.

Mads you are so fucking cool
I wish Mads could clap me
Mads is so bad, but at the same time cute

by Fingerlickingood123 October 10, 2019

booth madness

A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.

"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor."

"Man, that concession girl is cute."
"Dude, she's underage!"
"Sorry, booth madness."

by Fill M. December 10, 2008

Mad Tear

A Mad Tear refers to boning anything and everything that will hold still long enough. often referred to as going on a mad tear or he is on a mad tear

I went on a mad tear last week and now it burns when I pee.

by Rip1 February 19, 2013