Mach Jesus

Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.

"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"

by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024

Machamping

When you start aggressively punching someone else's dick and you rip it off and scream you do not have enough badges to train me!

I was having sex with my dog and I started machamping him.

by PINISmaster69 February 28, 2024

maahi

gooning king, the edge master, the ceo of mewing while gooning at the same time. maahi is a person who loves to bleed while masturbating.

maahi loves to get beat by paki women while gooning

damn i wish i was maahi rn

by gronky peepee March 20, 2024

Mach fuck

used to describe the speed of projectiles below Lightspeed and more than Mach 1

"The SR 71 went Mach fuck"

by TheAussiephallic April 17, 2024

Mach Fuck

Speed of something that is going 20x escape velocity

"that manhole cover was going 20x the escape velocity. It went Mach Fuck."

by The Urbaner's dic(tionary) April 19, 2024

mach

Super cool, quickly, smart and effectively.

1. Yo man! Do it 'mach'.
2. Well done Paul, you're doing it again! Smart move, it was so 'mach'!
3. It was too complicated for us. Only he knew how to do it 'mach'.

by fronezik June 10, 2024

Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph

Approximately ∞ km/h.

I dunno man, I'm pretty sure a piece of toilet paper hitting you in the face at Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph would hurt like hell.

by CHOPSWEE August 17, 2024