Josue De La Cruz

a very sweet, introverted, popular tho, attractive asf guy that is just AMAZING. most likely a short mexican but muscular. loves to be there for people but only to those he trusts the most. very smart, athletic, and just overall a perfect person to be friends with. but if you have a Josue De La Cruz in your life. DO NOT FUCK UP BECAUSE LOSING HIM IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN POSSIBLY DO.

person 1: who's Josue De La Cruz?
person 2: my dream boyfriend
person 1: woahhhh

by alanadevina199 August 11, 2025

Flag

Get the Josue De La Cruz mug.

La Vida Cantina

Some place at the mall

“Oh you went to La Vida Cantina? That place at the mall??”

by Everyman July 5, 2021

Flag

Get the La Vida Cantina mug.

LA Collar

A tailored shirt which has a high collar to hide facelift scars. Bob Iger is a good example

'It's an LA collar.'

by travisbickle86 April 12, 2021

Flag

Get the LA Collar mug.

Clair de la lune

An explanation for any number of common scenarios, specifically in the format of "when..., Clair de la lune". Similar to "that's just how it goes" or "c'est la vie".

"when his nose is salty, Clair de la lune" or "when he asks for an intervention but she bites his finger instead, Clair de la lune"

by Mattkopi February 17, 2023

Flag

Get the Clair de la lune mug.

La Douleur Excuise

When your best friend falls in love with your boyfriend. And then sits on that for 6 effing months. And doesn't say anything about it. And flirts with him in public. And TELLS HIM TO STRIP FOR HER.

Wow, what a great example of La Douleur Excuise! She threw out hoes before bros!

by thisisbikesexual December 1, 2017

Flag