This guy who secretly has glasses and they make him look like he's 30 and a dork
but without them he looks like a 7 year old
but without them he looks like a 7 year old
by imgonnasuewhoevertookurmom December 14, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. He is obsessed with coffee, annoyingly optimistic, and has curly hair piled upon his head. Jacobs are too smart for their own good and always want to help other people. Just beware of their tenacity to make horrendous puns.
by Irishmoonlight July 28, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. by Anthony8741 January 28, 2014
Get the jacob zinchinimug. Jacob pretends to be normal but has a super-secret that he hides from everyone. Not only does he not shower, but he also doesn't wipe his ass. He also loves children, with the ages of 0-12 months old. He claims he likes then fresh out of the oven. Jacob is just your friendly neighboorhood pedophile
Jacob smells like shit.
by uhlhkmngyiutyxtz February 18, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. At first Jacob appears as a sweet funny guy that is easy to befreind and pleasant. Until he starts turning kinda awful. He will then act like a bratty toddler throwing his toys out of his crib.
by [ REDACTED ] October 14, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. 
by DaddyJake May 7, 2019
Get the Jacobmug.