Shit Cold

/SHit-kōld/
adjective
1. Of or at a low or relatively low temperature, especially when compared with the human excrement.
2. When its so cold outside that your shit freezes inside of you.
3. May be used in it's derogative term examples of shit cold; food, weather, constipation due to freezing temperatures, a person, place, or thing.

The temperature outside is Shit Cold!

I really can't stay (Baby it's shit cold outside)

I gotta go away (Baby it's shit cold outside)

Do you want to build a snowman? (It's shit cold!)
Girl you colder than cold you SHIT COLD!

by Ddaaavvviiidd March 4, 2019

rumble shits

Rumble shits is a natural phenomena that can not be forced/nor predicted. Seconds before you're about to drop a deuce, a series of loud, echoing flatulents exit the ass. Scientists believe that rumble shits exist merely to prep the butthole for the events that follow.

Wow, I think I just had Rumble Shits.

by Father Jerry March 2, 2017

green shit

When you eat a cake from the store with green icing you get to shit a green shit

OMG! I just shit a green shit!

by CcapriciousS November 16, 2016

bitchin shit

When something is sweet or out rages

Wow! taste this bitchin shit.

thats some bitchin shit.

by Ryan W A Jones February 15, 2009

Fuck Shit

Indefinite noun regarding an amount of things; stuff

For example, I'm doing Neural Fuck Shit that's dope

by Professor_Holmes July 12, 2021

Fluffy Shit

Something labelled "art" by the owner which is actually just pretentious crap with no emotional connotations or imagination involved. Examples include Facebook "Photography" and Instagram "Poetry". Extremely prominent in today's society where every piece of mindless "fluffy shit" can be shared online. The word first appeared in the 2012 movie "I Am Not A Hipster".

"Did you see the photographs on my $4,000 Nikon?"
"Yes I quite liked them."
"It's not easy being an artist."

"It's fluffy shit Andrei."

by oxforddictionary May 13, 2015

Pat Shit

The act of taking off all of your clothes before taking a shit. This typically occurs outdoors in the wild but can be simulated indoors for comfort as well. Typically takes place just before shitting ones pants.

Yo...why is that dude naked??

Don't mind him, he's just taking a Pat Shit.

by jbiddy4 December 16, 2016