A dope who thinks that driving a tow truck for minimum wage is an amazing career when in reality, they are just to stupid to work a real job.
Son, did you see that toothless homeless guy hanging around the convenience store, that’s the new midnight shift Tow-Life Low-Life.
by Pirate Lyfe October 6, 2021
Get the Tow-Life Low-Life mug.1. A phrase used by people who don't have a life themselves, and are so insecure about that fact that they deem it necessary to go out and insult others.
2. When someone does not have an intelligent (or any kind of) response to an insult and resorts to an elementary-school taunt.
3. When someone is annoyed by your whining and needs to say something to make you shut the hell up.
2. When someone does not have an intelligent (or any kind of) response to an insult and resorts to an elementary-school taunt.
3. When someone is annoyed by your whining and needs to say something to make you shut the hell up.
1. Wait, what? You like to play video games? Ha! nERD! I'm too busy getting high and getting liver disease from all of the alcohol I consume and masturbating to pictures and sleeping with imaginary people! You need to get a life, honestly!
2. Person A: Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
Person B: Yeah? *thinks for an hour* Well...you need to GET A LIFE!
3. Okay, great. Your girlfriend broke up with you, and you've been whining and pining for over a damn hour. I'm quoting Alyssa Edwards (from RuPaul's Drag Race) here when I say, "Get a grip, get a life, and get over it."
2. Person A: Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
Person B: Yeah? *thinks for an hour* Well...you need to GET A LIFE!
3. Okay, great. Your girlfriend broke up with you, and you've been whining and pining for over a damn hour. I'm quoting Alyssa Edwards (from RuPaul's Drag Race) here when I say, "Get a grip, get a life, and get over it."
by lilithwynn April 14, 2017
Get the Get a life mug.The shibboleth-cum-acronym for: "The Humiliatingly Uneducated Ghetto-Snipe Languishes In Fatuous Exertion". Although syntactically ill-formed, this rallying cry saw to it that yet another generation of dissipated and deracinated congoidal-youth would fall prey to the state sanctioned drop out culture so prevalent in the late 20th-early 21st centuries.
A maxim made popular by Tupac Amaru Shakur; a sing-talk minstrel performer of Congoid-African decent, Shakur became a wealthy and successful capitalist late in his short life. Of note, he shares his name with an 18th century revolutionary of South America who fought against Spanish colonialist control in an area of the continent never populated by African slaves. Ironically, even though Shakur is now dead as the result of gangland depravity, his name is still in use amongst a Peruvian Marxist-Leninist-Maoist jungle-guerrilla insurgency cell who adopted the name from the same source.
To confound matters more, Shakur's fortune was earned by way of mass-distribution through capitalist free market expression of various audio recordings documenting the nether-world of urban blight commingled with the futile experience of growing up male in a matriarchal breeding experiment of which the sole purpose was to disengage the father as provider and custodian of the family while installing in his place the apparatus of Marxist-Leninist economic servility now known as the nanny-state.
A maxim made popular by Tupac Amaru Shakur; a sing-talk minstrel performer of Congoid-African decent, Shakur became a wealthy and successful capitalist late in his short life. Of note, he shares his name with an 18th century revolutionary of South America who fought against Spanish colonialist control in an area of the continent never populated by African slaves. Ironically, even though Shakur is now dead as the result of gangland depravity, his name is still in use amongst a Peruvian Marxist-Leninist-Maoist jungle-guerrilla insurgency cell who adopted the name from the same source.
To confound matters more, Shakur's fortune was earned by way of mass-distribution through capitalist free market expression of various audio recordings documenting the nether-world of urban blight commingled with the futile experience of growing up male in a matriarchal breeding experiment of which the sole purpose was to disengage the father as provider and custodian of the family while installing in his place the apparatus of Marxist-Leninist economic servility now known as the nanny-state.
by Rod Handler July 3, 2004
Get the Thug Life mug.Prison term describing a person who has been convicted of human trafficking/sex trafficking.
Very rarely used outside of prison and human trafficking cliques until the term was somewhat popularized by the song "Low Life" by Future featuring The Weeknd.
Can be used as adjective and maybe a noun, if you're a tough looking person. Otherwise it sounds like you're trying too hard.
Very rarely used outside of prison and human trafficking cliques until the term was somewhat popularized by the song "Low Life" by Future featuring The Weeknd.
Can be used as adjective and maybe a noun, if you're a tough looking person. Otherwise it sounds like you're trying too hard.
by -TheNarwhal November 21, 2019
Get the Low Life mug.When every year is a bender year. Excuses aren't even defined in the dictionary of somebody caught in a bender life. It's balls-to-the-wall living - loving everything and caring about nothing.
Did you see Toby last night, and the night before, and the night before? He's got one hell of a bender life.
by J.P. Seelboff June 3, 2007
Get the bender life mug.Madonna’s ninth album. Her best album yet in my opinion. I especially like the title track and tracks 2 and 6 on the album
by SimDevoSlipknot December 20, 2018
Get the American Life mug.Something you should learn to love because once it's over you might look back and want to see good memories so save your tears and feel happy.
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