French Helmsman

A sexual act in which a person uses grabs your penis and you use there arms to stimulate the shaft.

That swarthy gentleman allowed me to show him the French Helmsman last night! Twas splendid!

Ouch! You need to work on your French Helmsman!

by Big McLarge-Huge123 January 2, 2022

french lobotomy

When a lesbian couple gets oot the electric strapon, it's a bit rusty and the receiver gets a jolt all the way up to her frontal lobe.

Suzi's never been the same since her French lobotomy, now she won't go anywhere without that dinged-up old vibrator.

by SpaceQueen222 January 23, 2019

French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"

Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.

by Licensed_Nerd December 5, 2018

Southern French

It’s a code name for a blow job.

Would u mind speaking some Southern french? No i don’t wanna give u a bj

by Xiapa November 21, 2021

French horn

Its like French kissing but to someones butt hole

Middle school band teacher taught me to french horn.

by Mexican cholo50 October 1, 2019

Chicago French Toast

Chicago toast is fast becoming one of the most famous breakfast foods in America— with its meteoric rise in popularity being credited with Barack Obama famously ordering a whole loaf on his first day in office as POTUS.

Chicago toast is similar to classic butter toast in every way, except in that it’s only ever served in odd numbers (one slice, three slices, five slices etc). The origins of Chicago French toast is currently unknown.

Is that toast? No. It’s Chicago french toast.

by Walters Brew October 28, 2022

french wheel

A specific type of Cuban that worries exsessively about his hair and plays baseball

Wow that Clint is such a French wheel

by Chrisvisaggio November 14, 2017