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Florida Syndrome

Florida syndrome refers to the conditions. the produce the Florida Man. It is what happens when a place receives the focus of national attention and becomes the place to which where everyone wants to move. Usually after a sitcom or TV show is set there.

Similar, yet distinct from gentrification, the constant influx of randos has a degrading effect on local culture and quality of life and results in what you see today. While this effect can be seen in places like Portland Or, Seattle Wa, San Francisco, Venice Beach Ca etc, Florida was one of the first and most pronounced. Each place that suffers from Florida Syndrome can have it's own particular flavor.
Ever since Portlandina aired, this whole area has been increasingly suffering from Florida Syndrome.
by Bogdog January 4, 2026
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Forbidden snow job

Cover an erect penis with snow and let the guy piss upwards so it covers the snow in piss and then let the woman give you a blow job
David: wanna give me a blow job
David's bitch: no I wanna try a forbidden snow job
David: you're a kinky bitch

David's bitch: nigga what
by Super fucker chud January 7, 2026
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Ford

The wannabe ABB genre of man. Performative but bad at it. Cover your drinks around this type of guy. Constantly larping online as something he isn’t, and spends too much time talking to teenage girls. Probably has accusations
Oh yeah, he’s actually an SP2 FEVL femboy. Total Ford.”
by Trve7 January 12, 2026
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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
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Rachel Ford

An overweight individual, commonly with ginger hair, obsessed with Jamie's everywhere. Loves tweed and generally has bad hygeine.
Jamie: What's with that girl stalking me on facebook? I swear i can smell her from my computer.

Friend: She's a Rachel Ford, you'd be well advised to stay clear of her or she'll steal/wear your clothes.
by WinterPenguinsRus December 27, 2010
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delilah ford

delilah ford is a whoreee
by LALALALAAA November 15, 2013
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Jade forde

Somebody who is falling apart but nobody can see past her because she's good at holding in her emotions. She helps other people when their sad but when she's sad there's nobody there who cares for her.

A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.
"Are you okay?"

"Fine"

"Okay then"

'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'

"Nobody likes 'jade forde'
by CalumHemmings May 4, 2014
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