Fucker-Upper 

An event that occurs that have both good and bad sides. A double edged sword so to speak. Derived from the combination of fucker and upper

"I'm getting paid today because that idiot decided not to yield to me at the light, but my car is out of action for a week."

Fucker-Upper by Cobalt69 February 18, 2005

Mother Fucker 

The literal fucking of one's own mother.

S1: Hey man, did you hear Peter-Anthony fucked his mom again last night?

S2: Yes, I heard! He never ceases to amaze me of what a sick mother fucker he truly is.

Mother Fucker by cujo31 August 1, 2012

shovel fucker 

A person who writes papers on electric cars

Joe is such a shovel fucker!

shovel fucker by JoeIsGay October 29, 2013

skinny fat fucker 

someone who is skinny but is a big fat fucker aka shithead aka asshole

M : like OMG put name here thinks he/she can outdo me....I run this town
C : thinks to self....here we go again
M : I know everything there is to know so that makes me the bossss
C : sure it does whatever U wanna believe dud, I mean....dude
tally : I'm scared....I'm running awayyyy now U skinny fat fucker

skinny fat fucker by Unsweetened LoVerr January 30, 2008

Mother Fucker 

One who has consumated with a female parental unit...

Rosie is not a mother fucker yet, but she aspires to be one oneday!

Mother Fucker by Rosie November 15, 2003

answer fucker 

The person who will only fuck you if you ask for it.

Fundo loved his answer fucker because she always did what he asked.

answer fucker by authOOr August 8, 2006

Fuckered 

a person, object or situation being fucked up.

"Damn i threw my phone against the wall and now it's fuckered!"

"Dude i drank that whole bottle of Crown i was so fuckered"

"So i lost my job today. Yeh this is so fuckered"

Fuckered by Stormin Norman January 10, 2006