Bald Eagle

A bald man, who is better looking than most

‘That bald eagle is fucking unreal’

by anonymous September 12, 2022

Carson Eagle

A guy who has balls of steel, is always there if you feel down, is extremely funny, is the class clown, and he hates cole gayheart.

Be a carson eagle, not a cole gayheart

by Theothermysteriousone September 13, 2022

rectum eater

A person who is a suck up or a pain in the ass

Ugh Jackson is such a rectum eater!

by Nothereatm September 21, 2022

Slutty eater

When you always eat without a shirt on

Wow look at Jackson, he is such a slutty eater…kind of hot though.

by Sluttyskunk November 10, 2022

Faggot Eater

Jeffery Dahmer.

Ted: Hey man you heard about that faggot eater going around town?
Jim: Nah brother he got locked up, they even made a documentary about him. The chicks go wild for him.
Ted: Ah aight.

by HarBak November 13, 2022

cheese eater

A person who likes eating cheese. And is often white and obsessed with games like Minecraft. They also stink.

person1: you are such a cheese eater
person 2: ikr!!!!!!!!! *eats sock*

by chelsah November 15, 2022

Paper eater

An album by Gupi, released in late 2022.

(In the car)

P1: Yo, Gupi just dropped!

P2: Oh shit, play it on the speakers!

(Song begins)

P2: Damn this song ‘goop honker’ slaps! What’s the album?

P1: It says ‘Paper Eater’

by anonymous December 7, 2022