donkey

a foolish and contemptible person.

did you gamble away your own savings in an effort to learn how to play poker just to impress some guys you met at a bar last week, while cheating on your girlfriend?

it really is rare to meet a donkey these days

by ilikefruitsandcheese April 21, 2018

Donkeytoss

When you are pissed at your girl, so much so that you toss her into your donkey stable. Then the donkey proceeds to jaw her and then preform anal to the point when she longer living.

She wouldn’t suck me off, so I had to donkeytoss that hoe.

by Donkeytosser69 April 22, 2018

Dooney

Usually a fob rider that talks smack while he rides off a cliff

Friend: Did you see dooney!
Other friend: He's off the cliff mate

by JordankBoiiiii November 18, 2017

donkey konkey

Its just Donkey Kong
But a lot sexier

i looked at some donkey konkey porn yesterday

have u seen that new donkey konkey video yet.

by mals karpertje November 23, 2017

donkey kong

The first member of the D.K. crew. He is well known in super smash bros. The best character in super smash. He is also known for his EXPAND DONG meme. He is the best of the best.

DK. DONKEY KONG!

by DatBoi425 November 28, 2017

donkey tossing

Picking up Donkeys,

and blowing the absolute fuck out of their dicks
like until their dicks are numb

I went to the petting zoo today and saw the attendants Donkey Tossing, it was horrifying.

by James T Whitinger December 9, 2017

donkey kong slam

the act of putting your fists together and beating the shit out of someone

Imma donkey kong slam that bitch if she makes fun of minecraft one more time

by faggitswils December 17, 2017