Dad

Someone that you’ll never see. He is often getting milk. You probably won’t see him for an average of 6-9 years.

Your dad doesn’t exist.

by Craven Morehead April 26, 2022

DADS

day after drinking shits.

Last night was wild. Got a bad case of the DADS this morning...

by grillmaster21 July 11, 2019

Dad

Dads are the persons in your life who always will love you and look after you. Dads is always good at things and even better at learning them away.

my dad is the best dad ever

by greencvrfan June 06, 2022

dad

where’s the milk?

dad, i’m still waiting for the milk

by user138829 November 24, 2021

DAD

Dumb Ass Dick

Don’t be such a DAD

by Darkmuff March 28, 2020

Dad

Something I don´t have
(Dad)
noun, proper
Daddy

¨My dad said he went to the market but never came back.¨

by no_dad_ grocery_store_lastseen December 13, 2018

Dad

A sexist and a pedofile

Dad: Son, come here
Son: Ok what is OH NO NOT THE BASEMENT
Dad: Yes, u have done something ILLEGAL U LITTLE SHIT

by Ur mom gay. February 25, 2020