Female Dad 

The female version of a mother fucker. Or, as some may say, the female version of a male parent/father/dad

Who's that?
Damb, that's female dad

Female Dad by Sir Leaky Bum October 1, 2021

ur dad lol 

an absolute idiot, and a scaredy-cat! they're weak and pathetic should have gone to get the milk.

I hate ur dad lol
fr they're such a wank stain!

ur dad lol by greml!n October 11, 2021

your dad

something that doesn't exist

your dad does not exist

your dad by imspeakingfax/true October 16, 2021

Your dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back

Boy 1 : When is your dad coming home?
Boy 2 : He said he is getting milk. He’s not coming back.

Your dad by Pls don’t hate me November 5, 2021

Your Dad

Used rarely if you cant find any joke except for your mom.

knock knock
whos there?
your
your mom?
no
your who?
your dad
cmon brad, that joke was shit

Your Dad by nobody's brother November 7, 2021

Ghost Dad 

To be sexually assaulted by a “ghost.” (Reference: movie, sexual assault case).

So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.

Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.

I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.

Please make me cum ghost dad!

Ghost Dad by Hamborenganymustrdre November 11, 2021

My Dad 

The opposite of a your mom joke

M: wait who was it again?
P: My dad

M: stfu

My Dad by Tpcp supremacy November 13, 2021