Bachelor Dad

Everything a father would do and be like minus the wife and kids.

Julia: “Wow look at how great Tim is with our kids and dog, I can’t believe he doesn’t have his own family.
Tim: “Yeah, he’s a great bachelor dad.”

by TimArmstrong March 13, 2021

dad

That guy who said he was going to the store for milk and never came back

Timmy's dad lest to get milk and never came back.

by Weeping-Boi May 27, 2018

Dad

Wait what's that

Jamal: Dad is coming through wit dat pizza
Tyrone: Dad? Can you eat what you call a dad?
Jamal: If you want to you can

by n3xtp0int October 20, 2018

Mom-Dad

(n.)-one who is both mom and and dad of the friend group

Ex. The mom-dad loved football and asked for an ice-cold beer, and made sure everyone was happy for the rest of the game.

by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021

bloxbrug dad

A fake dad to give you therapy because how you lost your dad IRL

Bloxbrug dads these days.....

by dudecoolbrojeez September 13, 2022

Dad For The Day

When you have a one night stand with a single mother

Jeff what happened with you and that milf last night? “I was a dad for the day”

by Chaggot April 16, 2025

Dad

gone

has anyone seen my dad please this is not a joke im genuinely looking for him please

by Martinium March 21, 2020