Cheese fountain

When you push a can of cheese wiz into your partner's asshole, then proceed to dish it out onto Ritz crackers for the party.

"Yea, the wife helped me with the Cheese fountain hors d'oeuvre"

by Freakshow420 January 28, 2021

Wizard Cheese

A fancy name for Colby Jack cheese. So named because of its magically delicious multicolored nature.

Do you think some Wizard cheese would help my ham sandwich?

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 21, 2019

The Grilled Cheese

When some one with a yeast infection and someone with dick cheese have sex on a hot day

Guy 1: I love eating grilled cheese!
Guy 2: Well I love doing the Grilled Cheese!

by The REAL Merriam Webster February 25, 2022

cheese nugget

cheese nugget, a nugget of cheese which makes you explosively shart in your grandma's toilet. beware of a cheese nuggets because only people of color can eat them.

Joshua - "is that is cheese nugget?"

Jamal _ "dude only black people can eat that racist."

by BABYCORPSES September 20, 2023

Grilled Cheese

A form of sexual torture in which a man voluntarily cooks his penis and scrotum while they are still atached to his body. As he cooks them he adds cheese as a topping. When finished he sandwiches them between two buns and the cheese, buns, and skin are eaten off by another subject.

“Man my dick hurts really bad today, I did some grilled cheese torture and I felt like I was on top chef.”

by KimJongUn12345 April 11, 2019

chuckie cheesed

When you smoke really good weed and get super high.

"I smoked that Blueberry Haze with Ricardo, last night. I got Chuckie Cheesed!"

by Dank Williams Jr March 12, 2014

cheese-warmer

The inner part between the legs of a human male, located in between the anus and scrotum. Also called a taint.

Holy shit, that kid just bucked me in the cheese-warmer!

Or

Aw, gross, I just touched my dog's cheese-warmer. Shoot me.

by psuedonous psuedonym November 4, 2013