Edward Burns

The burning sensation that you feel in your Vagina when you have not had your share of Edward Cullen for the day.

Very similar to a yeast infection, except to cure the Edward Burns you must immediately read twiporn or watch Twilight.

by Honolulu Girl November 6, 2009

Brazilian Butthole Burn

You grab a cigarette and smoke it. When you are fucking someone, cum inside first. Use that cigarette in their ass to burn the inside. After that, the person who was cummed in has to fart, creating a large fire-typed explosion in their asshole.

The Brazilian Butthole Burn can be used for human rocket ships.

by Gooning Poopoo head February 12, 2025

Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.

Ashton Burns is a small boy who is very unintelligent for his age

by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 27, 2022

burn

Burn is a British slang term for a cigarette

"Crash me a burn?" - Can I have a cigarette

by TSM_Myth_ March 24, 2021

I can’t let my eggs burn

A figure of speech for I can’t wait to see you.

Guy: “I can’t let my eggs burn.”
Girl: “Aw, thank you.”

by nrml February 12, 2024

Farts Degree Burn

Redness, itching and pain, similar to a mild sun burn, in the area surrounding the anus, resulting from especially toxic flatulence.

This five alarm chili is definitely going to give you a Farts Degree Burn later today.

by Burned_Up_Right_Now March 16, 2012

Burn it

Simile to “oh yea” or “do it” or saying it to something weird

Person 1: I really wanna go ding dong ditching tonight...
Person 2: Burn it dude

by Call me Beep Me December 30, 2018