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National Woman Beer Day

NATIONAL WOMAN BEER DAY. January 10th (or everyday why not) woman beer is like idfk like fruity drink but not a cocktail yk? like a smirnoff ice or like pink lemonade jack daniel. woman beer. only women can drink woman beer save the nasty shit for men.
friend #1: i am SO thirsty but beer taste like hot steamy piss, cocktails are WAY too strong
friend #2: sounds like you need a nice tall cold WOMAN BEER.
friend#1: that sounds great!!! I heard today is National Woman Beer Day too!
friend #2: YURP! today we drink all the woman beer we can, happy woman beer day everyone and to all a goodnight.
by B1gT1ll3r January 8, 2025
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Root-beer Float

When someone performs anal on another, ejaculates into the cavity and then proceeds to eat the booty like it’s groceries.
Guuurl, last night he came in my ass and then he sucked it out... say it tasted like a root-beer float.
by Wiccapedia October 23, 2020
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3 Beer Problem

A friend, relative, or colleague who turns into an absolute liability after just a few drinks.
I would invite Jimmy to the party, but the guy's a total 3 Beer Problem.
by thatgingerscouser April 11, 2024
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Beer Fadge

When a woman has a really large gut/Belly/Stomach and it hangs down towards their knees
Look at the beer fadge on her, its nearly hitting her toes
by Moralee April 24, 2016
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Beer Magpie

A good friend who deliberately steals some of your beer while you are otherwise occupied, i.e. going to a toilet, adoring a pretty girl/boy/centipede, while you are in a bar.
Oh f*ck, I think that Beer Magpie did it again. (staring at a half empty beer glass)
by Beermagpie May 30, 2022
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Beer phones

Phenomena where a song or music sounds better depending on the amount of alcohol (beer) consumed. Like beer goggles for the ears.
At first I thought this band sucked, but now that I have my beer phones on, they sound pretty good.
by retrohgmr March 3, 2010
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Not-Beer

(n) Anything that is discernably not beer. Derived from the Beer/Not-Beer dichotomy, which dictates that anything and everything in existence (and non-existence) can be placed in one of the two aforementioned categories.

Note: Recently, "Not-Beer" has been colloquialized (adj), meaning: stupid, lame, unworthy of praise, worthy of scorn, etc. Due to the recent colloquialization of "Not-Beer," its positive form, "Beer," has only naturally been adopted as an antonym (adj), meaning: cool, awesome, unworthy of derision, worthy of commendation, etc.
Leinenkugel's Honey Weiss: Beer.
Popov: Not-Beer.
Spaten Optimator: Beer.
Smirnoff Ice: Not-Beer.
Stone Brewing Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale: Beer.
Sand: Not-Beer.

A Fresh Keg of Bell's Two-Hearted Ale: Beer.
Billy's new tat of a biker-demon wielding swords of blue flame: Beer.
Freddy's new tat of his grandmother's big toe: Not-Beer.
Freddy attempting to kegstand that Bell's Two-Hearted Ale and failing miserably: Not-Beer.

Getting Along: Beer.
Bureaucracy: Not-Beer.
by Face Of Bear August 19, 2010
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