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Jake Schneiderman

The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants.

Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds

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Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"
by CheeseNoodles4562 May 13, 2022
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Jake

Jake is a very funny person and always manages to put a smile on someone’s face. He can be very protective over his family friends and girlfriend. Jake can be very dirty minded and sometimes jokes around about it. Jake is a very loving person. He has them eyes that make girls look twice. Jake has a 9000 metre long dick
Girl: woah who’s that?
Boy: I believe that’s Jake over there
by Tyler38929 May 18, 2019
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Jake Paul

Boi who don't know if breaking out of jail is illegal.
Jake Paul: We're literally breaking out of jail, i don't know if this is illegal.
by mnmseminem September 19, 2019
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Jake McKell

Any person named Jake McKell has to have a small deche. They are attracted to flat chested females and have an extremely pimply dick.
*Liv walks down the beach*

Jake McKell stares at her ( Visibly Obvious Erection appears )

Liv: Jake you ok?
Jake: Y-y-yes
Jake ejaculates
Liv: Ewww
Jake: Come back Liv
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Jake

Jake is a very bland person. He may try to say he’s the best because he has an accent (which is fair) but don’t let him trick you! He is very mid… on the other hand. ERIKA. She’s not mid, she’s better then mid. But jake, he mid.
Jake is so mid
by Hidden. January 31, 2022
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Jake Pauler of the Century

Patrick Kearney. That's it, that's the Jake Pauler of the century.
Yo who's Jake Pauler of the century this time around?
Oh it's Patrick Kearney.
by BungusBoi June 16, 2021
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jakes

who is he he is jakes
by JAKX.T June 12, 2022
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