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Any person named Jake McKell has to have a small deche. They are attracted to flat chested females and have an extremely pimply dick.
*Liv walks down the beach*

Jake McKell stares at her ( Visibly Obvious Erection appears )

Liv: Jake you ok?
Jake: Y-y-yes
Jake ejaculates
Liv: Ewww
Jake: Come back Liv
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