i'm the g.o.a.t. 

G.reatest
O.f
A.ll
T.ime

He's such a chump, i'm the g.o.a.t.
I'm the fucking G.O.A T., bro

i'm the g.o.a.t. by HalfJamaican May 26, 2016

I'm with the Science Team! 

A Half-Life meme.
Used when scientists are watching porn.

Anime character: Are you seriously watching porn by yourself?
Scientist: No! I'm with the science team!

I'm with the Science Team! by f3ismyname September 14, 2020

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

I'm soft

Typically used when you are talking about something in adoration.

Louis *in an interview*: "I'm close to all the lads but Harry is my best mate."
Me: "omg Larry is so cute, I'm soft."

I'm soft by Wassuplarrie March 6, 2018

I'm feeling you

I like you, I'm into you

You're just my type so I'm feeling you.

I'm feeling you by Lia294485 April 13, 2017

I’M HIM 

He is really like that. He is that man. Him-othy.

Who are you? I’M HIM !

I’M HIM by IMHIM305-6 June 25, 2021

I’m in love with my car 

Written by Roger Taylor from the band Queen. He loves his car. Period.

He locked himself in a cupboard.

Friend: “Why would anyone write a song called ‘I’m in love with my car’?”
Me: “Because he has a feel for his automobile.”

I’m in love with my car by wattwatt88 February 14, 2019