your mother

fat

jake: your mother is fat
josh: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Sans_Gaming_Real April 8, 2021

sirrugate mother

A "family man" dude who performs child-caring/rearing duties in da absence of da fairer gender.

Da comedy-film "Mr. Mom" is a perfect example of a guy's being a sirrugate mother.

by QuacksO April 13, 2021

Your Mother

Sean Connery's insult to Alex Trebek on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy

Alex: Sean Connery in the lead with -17000$
Sean: That is what your mother said last night

by ThatWinnipegerTanjeen April 13, 2021

Mother Dips

A wonderful wife, also referred to as a Gold Digger

Person one: Have you heard about my wonderful wife Mother Dips?

Person two: Yes I have! Didn't you also call her a gold digger?

Person one:sometimes, but that's when we call her Tubbo

by Halo5157 May 2, 2021

mothers day

a day to celebrate milfs

jake: “hey what’s tomorrow?”
sarah: “it’s mothers day aka a day to celebrate the milfs”

by milf999 May 8, 2021

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

mother majawlzer

A mother who has a big jaw

My friend calls my mom mother majawlzer because she has a huge jaw.

by Carson Sanchez June 4, 2021