zuck sucker

Someone with such an infantile idea of the value of their own privacy that they surrender it to Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg's ammassed fortune of data candy more easily than a baby giving away a lolipop.

There's a zuck sucker born every minute.

by _Robby February 8, 2019

zacks peca

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zacks peca is tiny

by dgwrgwrhth May 8, 2019

Zucker punch

During intercourse you or your partner says their exes private information (like number, name, etc.)

Oh yeah man, I totally zucker punched my ex girlfriend!

by MattWithTwoTs June 14, 2019

Zuckual Harassment

Term for what it is to be “Zucked”.

I feel so violated. I was have been Zuckually harassed. I am a victim of Zuckual harassment.

by Maga Irene December 8, 2020

Zucker-punched

Getting suspended from Facebook for a post that doesn’t agree with their agenda.

Instead of saying “I got thrown in FaceBook jail” say “I got Zucker-punched”

by Brewmaster Jerry January 21, 2021

Zuckerberg Grant

Money given to county election boards by Mark Zuckerberg so he can control their elections.

Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!

Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...

by geekmalone March 16, 2021

Zuckulating

Zuckulating is for when you stub your toe and curse mark zuckerburg while sucking on your thumb.

Freddy decided he was going to be zuckulating at three in the morning.

by Souda May 9, 2021