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Zen Toaster

A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!
Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!
by emmagigio March 13, 2024
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Zen-Dick

Peaceful ,relaxing and stress free penis receiving this type of penis don’t allow you to get upset
He gives me Zen-Dick everytime I get overly stressed out
by 🌞Shyne September 30, 2021
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Zen

Zn is a funny, talented mf whom I lOVE SO MUCH
Emi: omg imagine not being mutuals with zen

Corn: ZEN JUST POSTED ANOTHER EDIT

Ren: YALL SAW ZEN’S NEW POST?
by Ihaterealmen March 11, 2021
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Zen dildo

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.
by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021
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The Zen Circus

Punk budget rockers The Zen Circus. (c) (12 January, 2009 ABC Hobart) Well that was how the local press saw them.

Me: Consisting of 4 Italian guys. Simply by watching them perform you can see that they are in it for the pleasure. I am sure if asked they would agree that money is important yet watch and you see these guys are there for more than them self.

In 2008 they released a CD called Villa Inferno which they made following the guidance of Brian Ritchie (Violent Femmes)

All 13 tracks are brilliant in their unique way.

(1) Dead Penfriend hypnotises you, you wont even notice your hand as your fingers grip the volume knob and up it goes, just a little. As the song progresses your hand is at it again until by songs ends, your at full volume.

The only disappointment I had over this band is I had to source their CDs from Italian sellers in places like eBay Italy.

Doctor Seduction (2004) and The Zen Cricus Visited By The Ghost Of Blind Willy Lemon. (2001) Well worth my effort.

Yet you are exempt from that effort as instead why not take a You Tube experience. Then part with your cash. Thank me later.

I have one closing thought. The Zen Circus. Please come back.
The Zen Circus
The Violent Femmes
Brian Ritchie
Punk
Folk
by A Fan but not a dead one January 8, 2011
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Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang

The process of recalibrating your inner spiritual mental health by meditation or prayer. Or drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
Eloise flew across country on the day we Spring Forwarded, when she got to the hotel she said she was totally discombobulated and I told her 'You should "Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang"' and you'll feel much better.
by WildWill March 10, 2024
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Zen

noun: name

Japanese name originating from Buddhism

most likely would join a group of weebs,goths, or gays in school.
a horrible person who could have a kind heart to some people.
likes to keep to themselves and doesn't especially like social gatherings.
"hey, have you heard of zen?"

"yeah they stole my girlfriend last night"

"damn dude"
by wahlrus man January 28, 2022
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