Menial Worker Syndrome

When a person does a repetitive job that doesn't require intelligence or skill, they look for opportunities to convince themselves that their job - and life - has some purpose. They do this by attacking people - usually passive aggressively - with small trivial facts only someone in that position knows. For instance, a TSA Worker may say "Don't put your bin in that way!", or a Security Guard at a museum may repeatedly point at a vague and unhelpful sign to answer your question, rather than answer with 3 simple words.

Man, that girl got all stupid about which line to go in if you want to see the blue shells, she definitely has Menial Worker Syndrome.

by StrongHumbleGenius March 2, 2022

social worker

Somebody at your job that spends more time on social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter than they do performing the tasks they are responsible for.

"Jeffrey is such a social worker. He tweets about random bullshit instead of working on the grill."

by Jimmacone August 9, 2009

Construction Worker

A woman who uses tools to her advantage.

Dante: "Dude Allison is such a Construction Worker, she played me like card."

Jake:Yeah but dude you're a tool for not realizing that

Dante:True

by Axl4325235465465 May 18, 2011

glow wormed

When you are preyed upon by a middle aged man who has an actual glow worm childrens toy in bed, then drops pants in front of you to 'get comfy' and is wearing baby blue tighty whities with skeletons on them, all while you try to take a bong rip.

Oh, man, I just got glow wormed at the after party!! I ran out crying!!!

by running scared April 2, 2009

wormsec

The most notorious illegal underground hacker network in the entire history of the internet. Retaining the tenure as the most dangerous mother fucks on the internet by non-stop rooting mom boxes, hacking IRC networks, and causing computers to explode with banana bomb 0 day exploits and OK day blackploits. It is said that wormsec invented the internet itself, aswell as every copper wire. ok ok ok ok.

"Have you heard about that hacker collective called wormsec going arou- KA-BOOM! *dead*"

by wormsec March 26, 2017

worked

to look like you've just had a rough sexual encounter.

Lisa: Wow i look like i just got worked
Bob: yes you do ;)

by hiiigihnflajkfja July 7, 2010

migrant worker

When you sit naked on the back of someones neck and rub your a-hole back and forth for erotic stimulation. So when you're done the back of their neck is all brown.

I just gave your sister a migrant worker and now she's like Pig-Pen from Charlie Brown.

by oswald cobblepot zinn March 2, 2011